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Andi Candoo
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Alex B

Postby Andi Candoo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:43 am

Alex B is a regurgitated little turd along with his boyfriend Stan**.

Reason for this announcement?

He came onto my forum and dissed me as a rocket, then sought approval from the head bully, Stan** with the following (quoted text) "Get it Stan**?"

He actually had the retarded misconception that he could use a quote, then mis-quote it entirely!!!!

Well Alex, you can call me whatever you like, but don't expect any help on my forum from any of my friends seeing as how you are so big and clever concerning Renault and their spazmodic merdemobiles.

I got so fed up with spending huge wads of cash (£6540 in four years) just to service and replace things on my Laguna, that when the gearbox broke, I went and bought a proper car. A Skoda Octavia estate!

Thats right, so now I'm up there with the rest of them, with a car that very likely wont break down every other minute. It will also compliment my stunning and beautiful Jaguar XK8.

So, when I offer advice on EGR valves and turbo's to some poor sod who has had the misfortune to buy French, dont dare come along and slag me off you sad little individual, because remember, I am bigger than you (in stature and in character), I can spell, I am fully aware of my faculties and abilities and am happy with my lot. Oh, and I have the full support of any amount of the guys on my forum who will stick up for me (as I'm sure some misguided individuals on here will stick up for you :hug ).

Now pish off and don't bother coming back to Parker's until you can grow up and show a little mettle (look it up on Google M-E-T-T-L-E!!!).

Good night and good riddance :ner

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Re: Alex B

Postby andywills » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:30 am

Andi Candoo wrote:Alex B is a regurgitated little turd along with his boyfriend Stan**.


:lol: that narrows your age down to under 21


Andi Candoo wrote:I got so fed up with spending huge wads of cash (£6540 in four years) just to service and replace things on my Laguna, that when the gearbox broke, I went and bought a proper car. A Skoda Octavia estate!


£6540? that precise eh? all that can be said to that is more fool you :roll:
Renault Megané Dynamique 1.6e 16v VVT 2004

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Re: Alex B

Postby IainMW » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:11 pm

:clap :wor :fk
Make improvements, not excuses!
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Re: Alex B

Postby Paddy » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:55 pm

ehh did i miss something?

what the heck was all that about?

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Re: Alex B

Postby Ray » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:24 pm

sounds like inter-forum banter.

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